suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents


whiteboyfriend:

hoodlum

f UCK


timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up


night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE


snorlaxatives:

has anyone seen recent pictures of aly and aj bc like

image

yooooo

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yoooooooOOOOOOO

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yooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson


enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"


aconissa:

john mistaking a wasp for a bee and pointing it out and sherlock looking completely scandalised and for a few moments regretting his choice of human


true as fuck zodiac - prominent featuresaries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
taurus: they are fucking nerds.
gemini: defo the random outbursts
cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
leo: they're about 4'9"
virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
libra: weird ass laugh
scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
capricorn: creepy fucking smile
aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is

"

september 19// 3:09 am
ur not mine anymore but im urs i’ll always fucking be urs it’s so sick u ripped my chest open n left me laying on the bathroom floor to rot but we both know that if u showed up at my house 6 yrs from now looking for a heart to break I’d give u mine all over again
[delivered]

september 27// 2:07 am
i just wanted to tell u that i miss u
[delivered]

september 27// 4:16 am
i rly fuckin miss u
[delivered]

november 18// 5:14 pm
i kissed someone else today n he didn’t make my mouth bleed the way u always did but i still wished u were the one i was kissing
[delivered]

december 4// 3:38 am
ur such a dick lol
[delivered]

december 4// 3:41 am
im still in love w u
[delivered]

december 16// 8:16 am
omf it’s still hard to sleep without u what the fuck did u do to me u were the kind of boy who tasted like stars and kissed like outer space but u turned my insides black
[delivered]

march 11// 4:02 pm
this boy told me he loved me and i want so badly to get butterflies n to grab him and kiss him bc i think he’s good u know like maybe he won’t break me but every time he says it i just get sick bc i can’t stop thinking about all the times u told me u loved me and probably never meant it
[delivered]

april 17// 5:22 am
u ruined me
[delivered]

april 21// 11:19 pm
i’d still kiss u if i could
[delivered]

may 8// 4:06 am
ur drunk and u just left me a voicemail and i think it was an accident but this is the first time i’ve heard ur voice in months and i can’t stop shaking and i miss u i miss u
[delivered]

june 4// 3:17
ur eyes were like one of those pretty spiderwebs covered in raindrops that look like diamonds and i got trapped in u and u ate me alive what the fuck i just wanted to hold ur hand
[delivered]

june 13// 2:17 pm
my mom just asked what happened to us and i threw up
[delivered]

"

                              —13 texts I shouldn’t have sent (via extrasad)







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